Sunday, May 17, 2009

TheAssailant6661's 16th Birthday

Since I don't like to be seen as an ingrateful ass who makes selfish posts with nothing in it for anyone, I made this machinima short about my birthday. Enjoy!

Free cake for everyone!


Unknown said...

to hear what I have to say about this, please refer to 0:05 - 0:09 in the above video.

Marley said...

The Cake is Lie! The Cake is a lie! The Cake is a lie!

Marley said...

Oh Happy 16th Assie! Get used to the teens they will be gone before you know it.

TheAssailant said...

Bob, making you laugh would require 5 rubber chickens, 2 dead baby jokes, Pedobear wearing a party hat and 20 references to Street Fighter, Portal, TF2 and L4D. I'm not expecting a chuckle out of you ever.

Unknown said...


you're wrong, btw.

that Sonic sketch would've been funny if it was just Sonic running around for about 10 seconds instead of him running around for 5 seconds and then punching you, running around for another 10 seconds, punch you again and then you chasing him. in fact, to be completely honest JUST when Sonic stopped running I was just about to laugh. when he stopped I stopped. you try too hard.

and raise your goddamn voice.