Let's Play Slender w/ Marley

Now, I've seen quite a few reactions to Slender, and even though Marley has no facecam action, it's probably the best I've ever heard. If you really wanna  see  hear someone completely shit themselves in fear, this would be the place.

Minecraft Power-Hour of Fail w/ TheAssailant and Marley

"Pigeongamer" a.k.a. Marley, and I failed pretty hard at Minecraft this weekend when we tried playing in a HUGE map without any plan as to what we were going to do. It all culminated in the last part (part 6) where everything just fell apart and the fail kept piling up.

Joaquin's Modern Warfare 3 Wii LIVE Commentary EP 40

Oh lag may be the death of youfor it makes you look like a noob.So make a video and break throughand post it on YouTube.

Joaquin's Modern Warfare 3 Wii LIVE Commentary EP 39

Joaquin can confirm kills faster than you can kill them. That's because his CoD skills channel the powers of David Blaine and time travel. Now you see them, meow you don't.

Joaquin's Modern Warfare 3 Wii LIVE Commentary EP 38

FACT: Joaquin spreads his love in the form of deadly bullets.

Joaquin's Modern Warfare 3 Wii LIVE Commentary EP 37

Joaquin defies the space-time continuum by delivering 2 different openings in the same video at different times. Confusing? You betcha! Also, Mrs. Bunniwunnikins totally wants the CAL.

Joaquin's Modern Warfare 3 Wii LIVE Commentary EP 36

Joaquin quickly time travels into the future: after no longer being needed in Vietnam, he's now serving in WWIII, throwing 9-bangers everywhere and generally fucking shit up. This is his first of many MW3 commentaries to come.

Joaquin's Black Ops Wii Commentary EP 16

Today Joaquin takes us back to the opening scenes of Full Metal Jacket with his M14. Well, not really, there's a lot more action here and no one goes mental (seemingly anyway).

Joaquin's Black Ops Wii Commentary EP 15

Joaquin admits that he has an addiction to CoD. I'm not sure whether or not we should admit him into rehab...

Joaquin's 100th Video Black Ops Knife Trolling Extravaganza

They see him trolling, they hating. To celebrate his 100th video, Joaquin decided to dick around in Black Ops, going Knife-only in Gun Game wager matches. Hilarity ensues.

Joaquin's Black Ops Wii LIVE Commentary EP 35

Yet again, Joaquin defies all odds and hands a spanking down to the Blops Noob Machine.

Joaquin's Black Ops Wii LIVE Commentary EP 34

I might've heard it wrong but I believe Joaquin said he hates dogs and loves campers. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he said he always wanted a German camper.

Joaquin's Black Ops Wii LIVE Commentary EP 33

Joaquin can kill a man just by looking at him. Through a video game. When you play against Joaquin, you play by his rules!

Halo 3: TheAssailant's Team Sucks

Straight from the vault of videos never released because my Internet is a slow POS, "TheAssailant's Team Sucks" depicts the struggle of one man held back by his team mates who do not wish he went out to war. The video is a gripping tale and will have you by the edge of your seat. It's been nominated for 3 Academy Awards and was a great contender at the Sundance Film Festival.

Joaquin's Black Ops Wii LIVE Commentary EP 32

Joaquin could win the Cold War single-handedly using his skills and the MP5K. If he were in Vietnam, he would spit napalm onto enemy soldiers and they would just stand there and be amazed. He is unstoppable.

Joaquin's Black Ops Wii Commentary w/ TheAssailant6661

Let it be known that Joaquin is absolutely terrible at CoD and that if he was any good, he would be able to get K/D ratios closer to me, because I'm like, Semi-Pro or something. Like, come at me bro.

Joaquin's Black Ops Wii LIVE Commentary EP 31

Little do Call of Duty players know, bullets cannot touch Joaquin. Bullets fear Joaquin. Bullets check under their beds at night for Joaquin. Joaquin cannot be pwned. It's impossible.

Joaquin's Battlefield 3 Montage

I'm not one for montages (that word has lost all meaning at this point), but since Joaquin gets killed a lot by BF3 campers (he just has no swag, that's all), I guess a montage is acceptable by me. Not much of a commentary, but you can pretend the pre-pubescent kid is Joaquin's nephew or something. Also, this video has double the Mexican!
Also, there might be a Wii U version, but that'll obviously be far after this game has been out for other consoles. Better late than never, I always say.

Joaquin's Black Ops Wii LIVE Commentary EP 30

Joaquin's latest video, which I will assume is subtitled "3 Blackbirds, No Dogs," shows us BlOps ownage so hard it might be illegal in 3 states.

Joaquin's Black Ops Wii Commentary w/ Special Guest

This time, Joaquin is joined by a special guest.